MoviePass is great, but we’d like these other monthly subscriptions as wellOn March 31, 2018 by Kenna
We’ve got MoviePass, we’ve got ClassPass, but don’t we need more?
Woe are the memories before monthly subscription passes came out. Now, we can work out, watch a movie, work out again, then come home to our Book of the Month!
But it shouldn’t stop there.
Here are 10 more passes that we want, that we need, and on which we would love to become dependent.
This pass would allow you to pet any dog in the city without their stingy owners getting in the way. Be sure to register 45 minutes early, because these dogs are getting snatched up like hotcakes.
A pass to hail a freakin’ helicopter when traffic’s bad, baby! It’s that simple! $500 a month.
Did someone shove you on the sidewalk? Did someone call you a rude name for being in their way? With this pass, you’d have license to be a jerk back without feeling bad about it for the rest of the day.
ClassPass, but for academic classes. For all the nerds, am I right?
For $15 a month, you’d get one free hot dog per day from any establishment serving hot dogs in your town. This is what America was founded on, my guy!
Similar to the BeAJerkButDon’tFeelBadPass, this pass would deliver one smart retort directly to your phone if someone says something rude to you. You tell ’em!
Everyone loves Timothée Chalamet. That’s why, for the low price of $1000 a month, this pass would grant you access to his location once per day. There are no ethical issues with this. Elio, here we come!
This pass would allow you to enjoy a park of your choice every day… alone. Imagine being able to read your book in peace without 500 children playing soccer all around you.
Get your teeth cleaned by a pro once a day. (This offer is only valid for freaks who like going to the dentist.)
Wanna do jury duty more often? Sign up, do a trial a day, maybe even send your mom to jail! (This offer is only valid for freaks who like going to jury duty.)
Make some space in your wallets!